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Santa Claws
(2014)
1.38
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Plot/Story

2.00

Characters

1.00

Acting

1.00

Cinematography

1.00

Production Design

2.00

Sound

2.00

Execution

1.00

Emotional Impact

1.00

Overview: Santa is allergic to cats, so he has a policy against delivering them as gifts, but little Tommy has been SO good, and all he wants is one small kitty. Santa says OK, but instead of one, the whole litter climbs into the sack. When Santa has a major allergic reaction, the kittens have to take over and deliver the presents on time.

Director: Glenn Miller

Release Date: 2014-11-04

Genres: Family Fantasy


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From The Asylum, the company that brought us such treasures as Sharknado, Android Cop, Atlantic Rim, and Transmorphers, comes the worst Christmas movie ever. From the terrible acting, to the lame meandering plot, to the absolute worst CGI I've ever seen aside from The Amazing Bulk, Santa Claws does everything wrong. Terrible child actor wants to celebrate Christmas, but terrible actress mom hates corporate Christmas and forbids it. They let some random kittens run around (clearly not trained Hollywood cats) and they base their terrible voice overs on whatever the kittens do. They mostly just let the kittens do their thing and rarely try and prompt an action or reaction from them. The worst part is the mouth animation they use on the kittens, which is almost terrifying. I give them credit for making an actual movie and the camera quality is fine, but that's really it for positives. From a company that makes most of its money on mockbusters, trying to confuse (grand)parents into buying Little Jimmy Paranormal Entity instead of Paranormal Activity, expectations are incredibly low, but Santa Claws clearly runs on the belief that kids are fucking stupid and will watch anything with pretty colors or cute animals. The movie would actually be better if they just cut to the chase and just gave us 90 minutes of just kittens running around and batting at Christmas ornaments and ribbon. The story is so nauseatingly saccharine, predictable, and stupid that it isn't even worth it. Cut out all the actors and all the effects and it's instantly a better movie. Just because a kid will watch it, doesn't mean they should. There are plenty of good Christmas movies that interest kids that there is no reason for anyone to watch this.

By : Greg Mueller | Date : 5 years ago




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