The Amazing Bulk

Reviewed by: Greg Mueller

Greg's Score:
4.00

Plot/Story

2

Characters

3

Acting

2

Cinematography

5

Production Design

5

Soundtrack

4

Execution

8

Emotional Impact

3


Review:

Falling somewhere between Mockbuster and parody, The Amazing Bulk is a "fun" bad movie. Clip Art: The Movie has minimal plot and what is there doesn't make sense. The acting is terrible and the effects are so much worse. The Director claims to be going for a Who Framed Rodger Rabbit thing, but in reverse. There aare three real sets and everything else is clearly just pre-existing assets plopped in. The characters run through a terrible 3D cartoon town and we see the same toy store repeated in the same shot. All of the sound is common domain like "Flight of the Valkyries" and "Pomp and Circumstance". If you've seen those terrible Pixar knockoffs like Punch Kick Panda, you have a fair idea of what to expect, What sets The Amazing Bulk part is that they just seemed to pick the first GIF that popped up when they searched for assets. For absolutely no reason, when The Amazing Bulk is running through a field, we see a "CGI" gecko typing on his laptop "I am a gecko. I am a gecko". There a "CGI" dog that lives in one of the antagonists's house who we also randomly see flying through the sky with a cape and sitting in the clouds with "CGI" Zeus wearing angel wings. They have no place in the story and stuck out so much. Is it better if they were trying to make a bad movie? Maybe, but it's still a bad movie either way...

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