Reviewed by: Greg Mueller

Greg's Score:
2.25

Plot/Story

5

Characters

3

Acting

1

Cinematography

2

Production Design

2

Soundtrack

2

Execution

2

Emotional Impact

1


Review:

Aliens Vs Titanic was more recently released as Predator World, assumingly in hopes to trick people into believing this to be a part of the Predator series. This movie seems like it was written and dirrected by a High School Nerd and frat bro. AvT is half porn-parody and half cliche Sci-Fi B-Movie. The acting is all awful, the CGI is atrociously bad, 80% of the dialog is terrible ADR, everything is awful. Most of the actors are clearly porn stars (one is even credited as Jin N Tonic) and have zero acting ability. The effects include the worst CGI aliens ever and what is clearly a department store mannequin, and they end up on a random planet that I guess is supposed to be really hot because they have the ripply heat effect for most of the duration, but this effect is also used to bulge things fun-house mirror style instead of using CG. There is a fair amount of humor and some of it is actually okay, but most is just penis jokes (because there is a random drug that looks like the pink Good N' Plenty candies that causes severe arousal). There are continuity errors and no attention to detail. I realize that some of this is on purpose and Wild Eye Releasing seems to exclusively put out terrible movies, but It's unclear how much of this is purposefully bad and how much is just incompetence. AvT offers some enjoyment as a bad B-Movie, but the gratuitous nudity that serves zero purpose other than to have nudity and the extended musical sequence that is clearly only there to promote a strippers new single and many, many technical misgivings are to egregious. This is a borderline soft-score pornography "movie" that oozes sexual frustration and the day dreams of a 4th grade nerd who has watched too much black and white Sci-Fi. A terrible movie that is meant to be terrible is still a terrible movie.

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