Review:
Red Letter Media said The Last Vampire on Earth is what would happen f Tommy Wiseau made Twilight and that feels pretty accurate. The acting is very, very bad, the cinematography is garbage, the script is terrible, and even the lighting and sound are wrong. I saw the Mill Creek release, which was color-graded so that everything was darker, which combined with the existing fuzz around the border of the entire movie made things hard to see often. The editing was also atrocious; the post-production music often plays louder than the dialog and since the actors already mumble most of their lines, everything is hard to understand. As a film, The Last Vampire on Earth fails on every level; it is a zero out of ten. The only way to get any enjoyment out of this film it to laugh at it's failures. If you like good bad movies, The Last Vampire on Earth has plenty of unintentionally hilarious enjoyment. If you don't enjoy bad movies, stay far away.
