Reviewed by: Greg Mueller

Greg's Score:
2.38

Plot/Story

3

Characters

3

Acting

3

Cinematography

1

Production Design

2

Soundtrack

5

Execution

1

Emotional Impact

1


Review:

Tiny Christmas is Nickelodeon's version of a Hallmark Christmas movie: the plot is generic and cliche, the acting is exactly what you would expect from a 2010's live action piece from Nickelodeon (just dreadful, if that wasn't clear), and for a "movie" based entirely around the concept of kids getting shrunk and running around at three inches tall they really didn't put any effort into the CG. I guess it's technically a movie (although the version they gave Hulu has the fade out for commercial breaks left in), but no one is going to mistake this for a real commercial release. It looks bad, the acting is just the worst, and the plot is incredibly thin but still manages to be riddled with gaping plot holes. They start off "Ain't white people crazy" and quickly affix themselves fully to the track of every other Hallmark movie, the only difference is they have shitty child actors instead of shitty adult actors.

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